[Dragons... wait, is that what that weird dream was about? Honestly, this is probably happening in some kind of dream world. She knows magic can do that to people, but physically whisking them away would be a new one on--]

Nine MONTHS? Fuck the shit out of that! I've been in jail for shorter spans of time than that! [too busy freaking out to wonder if she should casually volunteer that information,]

Look, tell me where I can get a good length of pipe. Preferably steel, lead will do in a pinch. I'll figure out who did this and dole out some street justice! I was busy, you know! I don't have time to fuck around about this!