While Ardyn was lucky enough to not spawn in with a monster at his side, he has taken to seeing if there is any pattern to the arrivals that do. So far as he can tell, it is just simply bad luck. There's no rhyme or reason to why some people end up being spit fire at versus others.

Still- He's here. But guess who is being absolutely no help, whatsoever? Also him!

"That's the spirit," he offers, almost lazily, where he sits under the shade of a nearby tree. "Thankfully, it doesn't have any toes to step on." His commentary is so wanted and appreciated, he's sure.